today we salute, real men of genius
~~real men of genius~~
Today we salute you...Mr. Naked Pruney Pride Parade Goer
~~Mr. Naked Pruney Pride Parade Goer!~~
Wearing nothing but a boa and silver paint on your whang, you are
expressing the true meaning of freedom... the freedom to make everyone
close around you very very uncomfortable
~~Proud and free~~
Sure that sunburn is going to smart later, but who cares? You're here
to show the true meaning of diversity
~~I'm not leavin' !~~
Your complete oblivion to people staring and taking pictures of you
isn't because you're high, it's because you're drunk, high, AND
choosing to ignore these pesky social conventions ... like clothing
~~Cause I'm sexy~~
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh sporter of the silver snake,
because while you're not even on a float, you raise the caliber of
greatness that is Pride
~~Mr. Naked Pruney Pride Parade Goer!~~