i am drunkenly cutting my housemate's hair. Correction: WAS, not am. Because he is going to bed. Not because I made him look like Tegan/Sara/some other pop culture dyke. No. Because he's TIRED. He's fucking tired, I said. And we're gonna finish in the morning. But hey: guys? I give a damn good dyke cut. So come to me when you want your next dyke cut.